It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government.
If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.