Woody Allen Quotes

Woody Allen Quotes

It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government.

If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

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