If you steal from one author it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many it’s research.
Be nice to people on your way up because you’ll meet them on your way down.
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.
I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
Life’s a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing from something.
Don’t talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has his suspicions.
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.