Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
A person who won’t read has no advantage over one who can’t read.
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt.
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.
“If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.”
“Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.”
“You Can’t Depend On Your Eyes When Your Imagination Is Out of Focus”