In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep.
The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.
All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
My favorite animal is steak.