Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you’re kind, amazing things will happen.
Republicans have called for a National African-American Museum. The plan is being held up by finding a location that isn’t in their neighborhood.
Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.
A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: ‘Duh.
There are few things more liberating in this life than having your worst fear realized.
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, ‘Jesus! This cup is expensive!’
If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.
This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.
You know why the French don’t want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses, and he wears a beret. He is French, people.