Charlie Chaplin Quotes
We think too much and feel too little. A day without laughter is a day wasted. A man’s true character comes out when
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Mark Twain Quotes
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. If you tell the truth, you
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Craig Ferguson Quotes
I don’t know now if I’m funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that’s funny. I dropped out of
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Phyllis Diller Quotes
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance? Never go to bed mad.
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Dave Barry Quotes
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. If you had to identify,
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Don Rickles Quotes
You can’t study comedy; it’s within you. It’s a personality. My humor is an attitude. When you stand alone and sell yourself, you
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Bill Sienkiewicz Quotes
But with comics you’re reading and assimilating an image simultaneously, instead of just reading or watching the tube. After that I jumped, especially
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Jerry Seinfeld Quotes
It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. A two-year-old is
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Jay Leno Quotes
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. I think high self-esteem is
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Josh Billings Quotes
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. There is no revenge so complete as
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Alejandro Jodorowsky Quotes
Awakening is not a thing. It is not a goal, not a concept. It is not something to be attained. It is a
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Charlie Chaplin Quotes Collection
Nothing is more important than the moving image; except for my cup of coffee in the morning. We think too much and feel
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The Big Bang Theory – Sheldon Cooper Quotes
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Aamir Khan Quotes
I have had unsuccessful films, but I learned a lot from those films. I give my failures as much importance as my success.
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Groucho Marx Quotes
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. I
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Craig Ferguson Quotes
I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting
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Jon Stewart Quotes
Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom. Yesterday, the president met with a
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Conan O’Brien Quotes
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you’re kind, amazing
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Stephen Colbert Quotes
I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a
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Eddie Murphy Quotes
White people can’t dance. I’m not being racist; it’s true. Just like when white people say black people have big lips, it’s not
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Nikolai Gogol Quotes
It is no use to blame the looking glass if your face is awry. Countless as the sands of the sea are human
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Kurt Cobain Quotes
Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are. I’d rather be hated for who I am, than loved
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Jack Nicholson Quotes
With my sunglasses on, I’m Jack Nicholson. Without them, I’m fat and 60. The minute that you’re not learning I believe you’re dead.
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Henny Youngman Quotes
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. I told
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Steven Wright Quotes
I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time”. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. What’s another word for
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Top Quotes of Robin Williams
You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it. No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change
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Evan Esar Quotes
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don’t lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won’t stand up either.
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Inspiring George Clooney Quotes
“Art takes different forms… But it represents something that is basic in all of us—our history.” “Failures are infinitely more instructive than successes.”
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Stephen Hawking quotes
My goal is simple. It is a complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at
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Rowan Atkinson Quotes
To Be Successful You Don’t Need Beautiful Face And Heroic Body, What You Need is Skillful Mind And Ability To Perform I’m
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I’m not crazy. My Reality is just different than yours.
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Listen, smile, agree and then do whatever the f*** you were gonna do anyway.
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Trevor Noah quotes
On racism: “You have to work a bit harder to offend me because I’m from the home of some of the best racism
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