Charlie Chaplin Quotes
We think too much and feel too little. A day without laughter is a day wasted. A man’s true character comes out when
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I don’t know now if I’m funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that’s funny. I dropped out of
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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance? Never go to bed mad.
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Don Rickles Quotes
You can’t study comedy; it’s within you. It’s a personality. My humor is an attitude. When you stand alone and sell yourself, you
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Angela Carter Quotes
Comedy is tragedy that happens to other people. The notion of a universality of human experience is a confidence trick and the notion
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It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. A two-year-old is
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There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so. —Hamlet in Hamlet From women’s eyes this doctrine I derive: They
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Nothing is more important than the moving image; except for my cup of coffee in the morning. We think too much and feel
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Peter Ustinov Quotes
Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. I
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I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting
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Jon Stewart Quotes
Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom. Yesterday, the president met with a
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Conan O’Brien Quotes
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you’re kind, amazing
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Stephen Colbert Quotes
I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a
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White people can’t dance. I’m not being racist; it’s true. Just like when white people say black people have big lips, it’s not
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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time”. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. What’s another word for
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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and
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Woody Allen Quotes
It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens. Eighty percent of success is showing
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Top Quotes of Robin Williams
You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it. No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change
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Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is
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Evan Esar Quotes
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don’t lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won’t stand up either.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? The
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Theodore Roosevelt Quotes
In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing,
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Inspiring George Clooney Quotes
“Art takes different forms… But it represents something that is basic in all of us—our history.” “Failures are infinitely more instructive than successes.”
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Rowan Atkinson Quotes
To Be Successful You Don’t Need Beautiful Face And Heroic Body, What You Need is Skillful Mind And Ability To Perform I’m
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“The ads all call me fearless, but that’s just publicity. Anyone who thinks I’m not scared out of my mind whenever I do
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I’m not crazy. My Reality is just different than yours.
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